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Welcome to SuperCroydon Tour 2011

Welcome to SuperCroydon Tour: Sunday 18th September 2011

Thanks to everyone who joined the seventh annual walk around England’s Alphaville via its seven hills for London Open House weekend.

Photograph © Nick Hider

Destroydon Finale

Destroydon: A project by artist Richard De Domenici.

The Sound of Things to Come. Part III

The Sound of Things to Come

III

The banging had already started as we strolled down the main road to the village. It was early evening and the sun was low in the sky, casting warm long shadows through the trees and across the dusty orange track. A tuc-tuc beeped as it racketed past, picking a wiggle between potholes. A lazy-eyed, skinny brown dog sniffed at a pile of plastic bits in the ditch to the side of the road, ignoring the chicken that pecked at the same stuff.

A boy and girl walked towards us in their old-fashioned school uniforms; the girl in a blue checked dress and the boy in a white shirt which was tucked in to his shorts. We smiled and said ‘hallo!’ as we walked past them, and they giggled ‘hello good evening!’ in response before covering their mouths with their hands and skipping off together.

We continued down along the main road in to the village and soon found an orange sign on the left-hand side of the road. It pointed up a path behind some low houses and a small shop with hand-painted Pepsi and Vodaphone signs, towards the lush green hilltop and the sound of the drums.

‘This way?’ I asked.

Grace took my hand and we started up the narrow path. The route took us past the back of more small houses and shacks and the smell of evening cooking. To either side of the path, little fields of plastic litter caught patches of the evening sun and rippled and quivered in the balmy breeze.

The path led us up and up and through denser vegetation. Bright low sun flickered and broke through the inky shadows of the forest; dazzling full in our faces before disappearing again behind dark green leaves. The dazzle coincided with the syncopation of the increasingly loud percussion.

After a few minutes we reached a clearing in the forest. The path led steeply up a rocky hill that glowed yellow, as if all of the day’s sun had been trapped inside and was now being slowly released. On either side of the path, were a series of small stone shrines, alternating from the left to the right of the path every ten metres or so up the hill.

Grace let go of my hand and ran ahead to peer inside the first shrine before skipping up the rocks to the next one, looking back at me with a puckish smile. She skipped ahead up the hill, jumping between black rocky outcrops and sprigs of bushy scrub, and I followed.

I looked in to the dark interior of each shrine as I climbed the hill, moving from left to right in a slow, reverse slalom. Each small temple was home to a different little statue of Ganesh.

One Ganesh was light pink with a golden headdress with a big crowning red circle. The pink and red matched the colours of the horizon outside. Another Ganesh had light blue skin, piercing little eyes and twinkling golden pyjamas. The next one was all silver with huge floppy elephant ears and a triangular belly button. Another Ganesh danced on a stool, as if dancing to the drumming being broadcast from the top of the hill, his trunk twisting and contorting along to the rhythms, like his other incarnation in the Guesthouse bedroom.

As I climbed the hill, the percussion continued and the flurrying flute arpeggios that I remembered from the early morning became discernable, except now much closer and crisper. My long shadow skipped up the hill in front of me, chasing Grace, who had disappeared over its brow.

I reached the top of the hill to find that if flattened out in to a large wooded plateau. I caught a glimpse of Grace running ahead through some trees towards the drumming. I turned to look back down the hill and across the village towards the river valley and long low shadows spreading far across golden fields.

Moving through the trees on top of the hill towards the ever louder banging, I could see snippets of shapes moving around in time to the drums. An arm here, a leg there, a flash of red, a bare chest. As I got closer I moved more tentatively, until I could clearly make out the scene.

In a large clearing, a whirling character with a bright orange face and wide white eyes was shaking, and jumping and clacking together two long rattles. Stopping still for a moment, the character opened its eyes wide and moved them slowly from side to side, blinked slowly then rolled them around in their sockets before shaking the rattles again. Behind the character, standing beside a simple tin-roofed shelter, five men wearing white sarongs had drums slung over their bodies and furiously pounded them with wooden sticks. Another one accompanied the drumming with apparently random arpeggios on a long flute.

A man in a red shawl with a bald head and bloodshot eyes emerged in to the orange glow of the clearing from a small shed. The concrete block construction and was covered in hand-painted signs and symbols in red and black and yellow and white. Looking over at Grace and I, who were standing at the edge of the clearance, the red shawl man beckoned us forward and signalled towards a patch of open ground with both of his open hands. Taking off our shoes, we moved forward with bare feet on flattened damp earth.

The orange-faced character was spinning and spinning to the drums, then running in tiny tip-toe steps. I froze as it suddenly careered right up to me with wide eyes before shaking the rattles in my face and rolling its eyes slowly in their sockets and then running backwards, back towards the five furious drummers. The character had an enormous vertical protruding backside and was pear-shaped like the Nowhere Man. Bells jangled around its ankles with every tiptoe and jump. A huge, precarious headdress wobbled as it jerked its head from side and rolled its big white staring eyes. Long, stiff, greasy and black, its hair fell down its back and remained unnaturally straight and stiff as the character span and leapt and ran.

The drums bang, bang, banged continuously; so loud that I could feel them exploding violently in my chest, in my stomach and vibrating through the ground in to my bare feet.

The orange Nowhere Man span around backwards and forwards, shaking his rattles and rolling his eyes. A man in a white sarong emerged from the surrounding shadows and started to engage the orange spirit in a dancing wrestle, without touching, leaping this way and that. The Nowhere Man jumped up on to a small stool and shook his sticks emphatically and rolled his eyes at the man below him. The man visibly weakened as the accompanying drumming sped up to an unprecedented mechanical tempo, like a chorus of road drills. The man succumbed and fell to the floor in a writhing, fitting mess before being carried away behind the shack temple by four men, still jerking spasmodically as they went.

The orange spirit moved under the tin roofed canopy and Grace and I automatically followed. We were now within feet of the drummers’ and the flautist and their power sounds echoed and resonated and pierced the space beneath the tin roof. The metallic pitch made our eyes blink and skulls shake with every drumbeat.

Crackling and rushing, a small speaker attached to the shack temple broadcast the piercing strings and the high female voice that I had heard in bed early that morning, distorted through crackling electric amplification Discordant and out of time with the drumming, the sounds added a further layer of noise that was only really clear when there were occasional pauses in the percussive attack. I was distracted for a moment by the idea that I would have heard such a tiny speaker – and the flute – in my bed earlier that morning and that the same group of drummers – and the orange spirit – had been performing here at four a.m. in the cold half-dark as my bedroom had wobbled and warped.

The orange spirit span and span and jumped and tip-toed and shook his rattles and span and leapt again.

Grace took my hand all of a sudden, gazed into my eyes and smiled. I nodded in response and we edged backwards from beneath the tin canopy, across the damp flat ground to where we had left our shoes. We slipped them on then crept hand in hand back through the trees, leaving the incessant drumming and whirling orange spirit with ringing in our ears and drums thumping in our chests.

We sat down on a rock on the edge of the hill and watched the huge red circle of the sun disappear behind a stand of trees. I felt a bite on the back of my hand and then noticed another on my ankle. I pulled my shirt collar up around my neck.

As we sat there looking out across the darkening fecund valley, my mobile phone ding donged in my pocket, mimicking the sound of a door bell. I pulled it out and thumbed it on to read the message: “Xmas drinks later? Meet u in Dog n Bull at 6 for a Winter Warmer?” I smiled at the beautiful incongruity.

“No thanks, up a yellow vibrating hill in India.”

The white pile of a temple dome popped up from behind some trees and glowed in the twilight. The detail of the pattern on Grace’s dress – a constellation of tiny white stars on a black background – was becoming less clear as the daylight disappeared and her handsome profile became more distinct against the crisp blue evening sky. The pink horizon and the silhouette of a line of trees reflected in her left eye.

The quiet, gentle landscape met the continual rhythm of percussion and distorted electric fuzz in the background. Our ears were still ringing and we imagined that we were floating. Bobbing up and down in close proximity.

A bat flitted past our faces. Moments later an owl hooted somewhere close-by. We looked at each other and I willed it to swoop down from the trees, clutch us carefully in its talons and carry us away, wings flapping along to the beats.

The Sound of Things to Come. Part II

The Sound of Things to Come

II

‘But how does a chapatti know when to puff up? And how?’

Mari smiled a cheeky smile.

‘That’s why I’m here. I want to find out once and for all how a chapatti knows when and how to puff up…When and how to rise.’

She winked at me.

‘I intend to meditate on that until I find out. I don’t care how long it takes.’

Mari was an Austrian woman in her fifties. She had cropped grey hair and beautifully smiley crow’s feet eyes. Her face was tanned and wrinkled in the right places. I thought to myself that if she had the face that she deserved, then she must be truly special. An angel or a seraph, or something.

‘Is that what you plan to do today Mari?’ I asked, ‘Meditate on chapattis?’

‘Why yes, of course!’ Mari replied, ‘I just told you. That’s what I’m here for. Every day for the next six months, without fail, I will meditate on how a chapatti knows…’

When and how to how to puff up…’ I joined in.

‘Exactly!’ Mari beamed. ‘It is very, very important you see. It’s a complete and utter mystery. No one knows. No one I have asked seems to know how a chapatti knows when and how. I have asked scientists. I have asked chefs. I have asked professors. Not one of them has the answer. Not a single one of them!”

‘Well, I wish you the best of luck. I am afraid that I am quite content with eating chapattis. I’ll leave it to you to contemplate their deeper mysteries,’ I said, as I stuffed a piece of dahl-laden phulka into my mouth.

‘Thank you,’ said Mari.

‘Well,’ she continued after swigging a mouthful of sugary sweet chai, to tell you the truth, I am taking a break from my chapatti contemplations for today. It’s all too much. It has made me quite stressed and confused. I am going to see my dentist in Mumbai instead, to contemplate the mysteries of my aching tooth.”

‘Too much sweet chai. It’s not a mystery at all,’ I replied.

Mari smiled and her eyes wrinkled up beautifully.

‘Wow. Your dentist is in Mumbai? Really? Is it safe?’ asked Jody.

Jody was staying at the guesthouse with her partner David for a couple of days. They had come to the village from California with the particular task of building a huge domed temple on a plot of land in the valley. They had never been to India before. Nor had they any experience in building huge domed temples.

‘Safe?’ Replied Mari. ‘Well, he’s been fine so far, but I suppose you never can tell with these Indian dentists.’

Jody gave me a baffled frown, looked at Mari then looked back at me.

‘Oh, no…ha…haha I see!’ she exclaimed eventually. ‘Funny! I didn’t mean the dentist! I meant Mumbai…the city…Is it safe?’

‘As safe as ever. Maybe safer,’ replied Mari. ‘There are police everywhere. They were stopping just about every car and auto-rickshaw and truck entering the city last week. The traffic was dreadful. Yes. Annoyingly safe.’

The three of us were sitting at the kitchen table eating our chapatti and dahl breakfasts from stainless steel plates. Attached to the refrigerator beside me were postcards and hand-written notes and lists and a snoopy magnet. On the wall, silver paper letters said ‘Merry Christmas’ next to a small cardboard cut out of Santa Claus and a 2008 calendar.

‘Did anyone else hear that drumming this morning?’ I asked.

‘Yes, what was that?’ Exclaimed Jody. ‘It woke me up real early. It was going from before four a.m. I’m sure’.

‘Yeah, it was incessant wasn’t it?’ I said. ‘It sounded like Stomp were practising somewhere in the jungle.’ I laughed, imagining a band of Antipodeans with dungarees, banging plastic pipes and oil drums up a mountain in India; but the reference seemed lost on Jody and Mari, who looked at me blankly, ‘…It was amazing though. Along with all the other morning sounds. I’ve never heard anything like it.’

‘That’s the temple up at the top of the mountain,’ said Mari, ‘They drum at different times of the day and night. It’s quite a racket. You really should go up there though, although perhaps not in the middle of the night’.

‘Why not?’ Jody asked.

‘Oh…Well…It’s just a little weird,’ replied Mari.

‘Weird?’ I asked.

‘Yes…yes. Imagine those incessant drums pounding in your ear up a mountain in the middle of the night. It’s quite full on. You might not come back the same person.’

‘Sounds great.’ I replied.

‘Well, yes. It is quite remarkable. Go up there later on. Go with your friend.’ Mari smiled her warm wrinkled smile again.

‘Okay, yes, definitely. How do we get up there?’

‘There’s a path leading up there from the main road in to the village, said Mari, as she stood up and pushed her chair under the table. ‘You’ll see some orange flags and an arrow on an orange sign. Follow those and then keep following the signs up past the back of the houses…’

Mari made her way over the room and opened the kitchen door.

‘In the meantime, have a lovely day,’ she smiled at me ‘and you too Jody. See you both later. I have a car waiting for me. I really need to sort out this damned tooth of mine,’ she said, holding her jaw.

‘Thanks Mari, see you later,’ we both replied as she left the room.

‘It’s on the left hand side. Your friend knows the way,’ she called to me from somewhere outside.

‘Does she? Really?’ I called in response.

But Mari had gone. A car door slammed and the rumble of her taxi’s engine disappeared down the lane.

 

The Seven Hills of Croydon Tour – 6th November 2010

The Seven Hills of Croydon Tour: Saturday 6th November 2010

A walk around England’s Alphaville via its seven hills, as part of Croydon’s ‘Are We Here?’ festival.

Photograph © Murray Scott

 

Destroydon

Destroydon: A project by artist Richard De Domenici:

The Seven Hills of Croydon on Radio 4

Earlier this year, Sue Perkins and BBC Radio 4 came on a tour of SuperCroydon via its seven hills.

A half hour documentary based on the tour called ‘The Seven Car Parks of Croydon’ was broadcast on 25th October.

The Seven Car Parks of Croydon

Photograph © Gillian Somerville

BBC Late Show 1993

A classic from the archives introduces the Architecture Foundation’s ‘Croydon: The Future’ project, which saw 15 of the leading architects of the day making proposals for the transformation of ‘England’s Alphaville’:

Welcome to SuperCroydon Tour 2010

Welcome to SuperCroydon Tour: Sunday 19th September 2010

A walk around England’s Alphaville via its seven hills.

A Retroactive Manifesto for Croydon-ness

Croydon is unlike anywhere else. It has a character all of its own. But how would you describe that character? What is ‘Croydon-ness’ exactly?

On 1 July 2010, a number of designers currently working in Croydon presented their personal ‘Manifestos for Croydon-ness’ at an event organised as part of the London Festival of Architecture by Croydon Council and supported by CEDC.. The results of the evening’s presentations, discussions and debates were captured in a pamphlet produced live on the night.

A pdf of the pamphlet spreads can be downloaded below.

To produce the pamphlet, print the pdf doubled-sided on A4 paper. Fold the pages to make an A5 pamphlet and staple.

A Retroactive Manifesto for Croydon-ness

Participants:

Vincent Lacovara – Croydon Council and AOC

Finn Williams – Croydon Council and Common Office

David West – Studio Egret West

David Patterson – Make

Richard Lavington – Maccreanor Lavington

Zineb Segrouchni & Fiona Kydd - OKRA

Julian Lewis – East